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1. xxAcidMonkeysxx
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   The first thing I said to one of my best friends was
   "I'm just having really bad bowel movements right now"
   
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2. dragonfly26
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2013 4:21pm UTC
   If you think that your school is insane, then you are wrong.
   Today in Math, I sat in my chair and
   watched a boy snort crushed up goldfish.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
3. Veronica Smith*
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 8:19am UTC
   That embarrassing moment when......
   You're laughing really hard and you snort like a pig.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

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