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Gurl_Done_Playin3
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 11:03pm UTC
seems like everybody is doing it now . whats the point ? it doesn't make you cooler and I really don't need to be hearing about you doing it alone on facebook. I choose to isolate myself from people who make bad desicions. it's your choice, not mine . and don't you dare lie to my face about it.

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yourcool
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March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
you're the jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup,
the glitter to my sushi,
and the ketchup to my icecream.
my point is, you're worthless.

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yourcool
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March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
i hate it when i say i hate everyone
and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
ha ha no. especially you.

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yourcool
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March 13, 2013 3:05pm UTC
the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
is the part where you don't smoke them at all.

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