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DeathOfASon
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July 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC
this had better be the summer
where i suddenly get hot or else i give up

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DeathOfASon
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July 15, 2013 11:54am UTC
*grabs my gameboy color and a kit-kat*
goodbye mom and dad i’m moving out

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DeathOfASon
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June 29, 2013 4:40pm UTC
how do people do backflips and shllit
like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fullcking up.

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livilucy21*
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February 7, 2013 8:30pm UTC
I think Cleverbot is turning human.
She has become just as weird as us.
Cleverbot: I'm a female.
Me: I know. This has already been stated.
Cleverbot: Indeed it has. If I were a monkey, what would you name me?

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maddiepoytress
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February 3, 2013 9:51pm UTC
Is it terrible that I would so just take
whatever is in Kate Middleton's
stocking for christmas, instead of
socks?
Just the toe?

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