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1. ErinIsTheName*
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 9:35pm UTC
   Robber: Hands in the air!
   Me: *puts hands in air.*
   Robber: Now, shake them like you just don't care.
   Me: *starts shaking hands.*
   Robber: YOU CARED A LITTLE!
   Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
   Robber: Lies!
   
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2. yourcool
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 6:50pm UTC
   mr steal yo mechanical pencil
   
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3. DumbRedhead
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 12:58pm UTC
   if i was ever gonna rob anything i would rob a UPS truck because you get all those packages and you have no idea whats inside its christmas morning all over again
   
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