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  1. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Prank called somebody today...
    "OH MY *AGHHHH* THE BABY IS COMMING!"
    They replied...
    "OH SH*T! I'LL BE OVER IN 10 MINUTES ABBY! HOLD ON!"
    Then they hung up...
    Oopsies.(:

  2. 3daysgrace_ 3daysgrace_
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:51am UTC
    Ignore this ugly little quote

  3. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I need you to care.
    Just for a moment.
    So I know not to give up on us....

  4. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 1:04am UTC
    Do we dare cross that line between your heart and mine?
    ---
    Would I lose a friend, or find a love that would never end.

  5. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    Crawled under my bed to plug in my phone charger... discovered it smells delicious.
    Guess where I'm sleeping tonight.
    :D

  6. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    O
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    DIEt
    Starts with die for a reason.
    (I want a pie)

  7. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    I was told 6th grade I would never be able to do sports,
    Guess what?
    I'm a Junior in High School.
    Playing my first year of Tennis.
    Made Varsity.
    Never give up.❤

  8. ilovehoagies ilovehoagies
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    No matter how fabulous the clothes you choose are, You can't hide the fact that your penguin avatar is just still fat and akward.

  9. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    I really need someone to give me advice right now.
    Please?

  10. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    If it doesn't kill me,
    ----
    I'm up for a try.

  11. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    I'm only pretending I'm happy your in a relationship
    ---
    To be honest, It's killing me.

  12. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    I'm about to go on a large venting rant
    I've been holding this in a LONG time.
    If you read this, thankyou.
    So, for starters. Men are so so so so so NOT the most important thing in life. Everybody I meet now a days, oh I need a boyfriend, oh I need a girlfriend. No you don't. You think your life is oh so bad because your 16 and single. NEWS FLASH! You don't need someone to call yours inorder to feel like life is good. Friends, true friends, are the ones who should be doing that for you. Seek friendship, not relationships.
    Next, this whole drug thing you all are going on about? yeah... no. You don't need weed to make you happy either. I'm not saying don't go have a little fun now and then, but comeone.. posting bout how your smoking that kush ain't gonna make you any cooler. A beer every now and then is perfectly fine. If you don't agree, that's whatever. I'm country and I believe that it's not in our nature as humans to be perfect all the time, but really? Getting high just to get high is rediculous. Get a little tipsy to ward off the days crap is allright.
    No. The days crap is not, I failed a test... smoke it up. NO. A days crap is your dad threw you into the wall for looking at him funny. That's a days worth of crap. When you are constantly hit by your father and your mother has no idea, then come talk to me about whether or not a cold beer at night is justifiable.
    Your father called you a idiot, oh no. I don't care... shoot me. Fathers are pains in thee bottom and I can garuntee you are not no walk in the park either doll face. My father figure hits me. Pushes me around. Calls me names. Reminds me that i'm not worth much. Hey guess what? I'm not stressing out by banging every guy out there.
    And we come to having intercouse. Is it fun? Probably. I wouldn't know. Virgin and proud people. Of all the things to stretch out and do because your upset, having intercourse with somebody is the stupidest thing you could possibly think of.
    Before ANYBODY decides their going to go do something else extremely, extraordinarily idiotic, remember somebody ALWAYS has it worse. Do you really want the 21st century to be down in the history books as the age where kids had kids, where suicide rates went up, where weed was as popular to put into your body as oxegyn, where nobody found true love because they were so afraid of being alone?
    Think about it.
    If you read this, thankyou. I needed to get at least a portion of lifes troubles off my chest.

  13. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    A home should be a place of security.
    ---
    Not where I'm confinded in my room because you think I'm worthless.

  14. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Tennis Practice:
    Locker room half dressed: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, SO HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE!"
    Coaches knock on the door, "Everybody decent?"
    "NOOOO!"
    We need female coaches.

  15. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    I want to be pretty.
    Just for one day.
    To see what it feels like to be called beautiful.
    And believe it.

  16. ilovehoagies ilovehoagies
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 11:18am UTC
    I hate when people on witty have so
    much to say about themselves
    that I need to scroll for
    about a minute to actually
    read their quotes.
    Thanks, guys, now my finger hurts.
    Th

  17. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    I'm Tired
    -------------------------------------------------------
    Tired of not being good enough
    Tired of trying my hardest and not getting credit
    Tired of getting put down
    Tired of people calling me names
    Tired of backstabbers
    Tired of crying
    Tired of insecurities
    Tired of not being unconfident
    Tired of being tired
    Just Tired.

  18. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Standing in the pouring rain
    Crying as he drives away.

  19. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    My Mother wants to leave my Father...
    She got invited to a club...
    Said she couldn't do it.
    I grabbed her by the shoulders, looked her in the eyes, and said, "Mom.... YOLO."
    She went to the club. >.<

  20. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    When mom's relationship status on facebook changes to single.
    ---
    I'm one step closer to being free.
    I hate him.

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