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Hale_Storm18
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October 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC
pros of dating me:
you're dating me
cons of dating me:
you're dating me

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ImNoSuperman
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August 14, 2013 4:21pm UTC
Pros to dating me
• I'll actually respond to your text
• You can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
• We can hold hands
• Butt touches
• Cuddles??? yes good
• I'll play with your hair
• You don't have to worry about me liking other people because I'm annoyed by like, everyone
• Smooches
:))))))))

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DeathOfASon
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August 7, 2013 11:00pm UTC
pros to dating me:
i’ll actually respond to ur text
u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
we can hold hands
butt touches
cuddles? ? ? yes good
i’ll play with your hair
u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
smooches

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WhyCantHeSee
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July 30, 2013 10:18am UTC
Don't be afraid, just remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Pros built the Titanic

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