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  1. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    So I finally got the guts to email this guy I like on facebook, and he was emailing me back and then I told my friend about not knowing what to say to him, so she went on his profile and posted "so my friend couldn't figure out what to say to you so I told her to ask whipped cream or chocolate syrup, but she was too shy so I'm asking." and then tagged me in the comments. I posted a comment "time to delete my facebook." Then she deleted the comment so I deleted my comment and he logged offline. Now I'm really sad.

  2. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    why's it so hot
    after a basketball game?
    Cuz all the fans leave.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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