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  1. MyDarkFate MyDarkFate
    posted a quote
     August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC
    *In mental asylum*
    "Hey, what you in for?"
    "My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
    "so?"
    "so I set fire to the house"
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