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Orphans Quotes

LettingSecretsGo
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August 21, 2013 6:23pm UTC
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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July 14, 2013 4:00am UTC
Friend: *Shows Me A Dead Bug* What Kind Of Bug Is This?
Me: I Dont Know
Friend: Well Whatever It Is I Think It Just Layed Its Eggs In My Head!
Me: You Created Orphans! D:

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