Best Ok Quotes This Month

bye*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:34pm UTC

alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories
PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC

“I don’t watch TV”
proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Congratulations on being a cool kid in high school....
Sorry about the rest of your life though

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC

When you make a funny quote and no one faves it..
Obviously they were laughing so hard they had breathing problems and had to be rushed to the hospitial.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:43pm UTC

facebook would be much more interesting if
they let you choose what part of the body you wanna poke.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:07pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"Ok" and "okay"
just sound different in my head.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Spongebob: What if I break your trust someday?
Patrick: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.

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Cammie
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:03pm UTC

today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes
and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbatÍon

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Texting someone who doesn't use emojis is like
being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:49pm UTC

My English teacher staples
Burger King applications on failed tests.

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I can't help but be lazy..
It walks in the family.