Me and my friends checking out an abandoned building:
(we all had to jump over a large gap and avoid plummeting 25 feet to the ground)
Me: *carefully enters last* I laugh in the face of danger MWUHAHAHAHA!!
*sees spider*
Me: *screams* HOLY SHXT A SPIDER!!! *runs all the way to entrance, leaps over large gap, triple checks if it jumped on me, and hoping to God it didn't follow me*