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  1. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 1:54am UTC
    Me and my friends checking out an abandoned building:
    (we all had to jump over a large gap and avoid plummeting 25 feet to the ground)
    Me: *carefully enters last* I laugh in the face of danger MWUHAHAHAHA!!
    *sees spider*
    Me: *screams* HOLY SHXT A SPIDER!!! *runs all the way to entrance, leaps over large gap, triple checks if it jumped on me, and hoping to God it didn't follow me*

  2. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    There are two types of people in this world. The ones that like me and are awesome, and the ones that can step on a flaming Lego made out of syringes that carry a deadly virus.
    'Nuff Said.

  3. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    ❤Supernatural!!!❤

  4. BeforeIDie_ BeforeIDie_
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    BeforeIDie#178
    FLASH MOB. 'nuff said.

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