Literally this is my week:
Choir teacher: OMG KATHLEEN, WHY ARE YOU TALKING? THIS IS TAKING A TOLL ON YOUR GRADE.
Me: OMG, THERE ARE KIDS RIGHT THERE TALKING AND SCREAMING, BUT DO YOU YELL AT THEM?! NO YOU DON'T. I AM WHISPERING TO MY FRIEND AND THEY ARE SCREAMING.
Math Teacher: You're pathetic for the grades you've gotten. This entire class is pathetic.
Me: BEFORE YOU TRY TELLING US WE'RE PATHETIC, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE THE ONE TEACHING US THIS STUFF. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TEACH US AND IT'S OURS TO LEARN. SO WHAT IF WE'VE FORGOTTEN ONE THING WE'VE COVERED THIS ENTIRE YEAR. I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE FIVE OTHER CLASSES TO KEEP UP WITH OMG I'M SO SOOOOORRY.
Science Teacher: Your projects are due tomorroow.
Me: ARE. YOU. EVEN. KIDDING. YOU GAVE THIS TO US A WEEK AGO, DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THE PROJECT OR EXPLAIN WHAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO, THEN EXPECT US TO HAVE IT DONE? THE PAPER YOU GAVE US WAS JUST A RUBRIC. THERE WERE NO DIRECTIONS ON THAT PAPER. OMG.
Language Arts Teacher: Well, now we are talking about why Ponyboy and Johnny had to cut their hair. Also, while we're doing that allow me to explain the universe and tell you all about how we came to be. Well you see...
Me: DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABOUT HOW WE CAME TO BE WHEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PONYBOY AND JOHNNY CUTTING THEIR HAIR. OMG, I AM NOT STUPID. I DON'T CARE I JUST WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS BOOK LET ME READ AND BE SHHHHING YO MOUTH.
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