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  1. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 4:45am UTC
    I’ve got a
    present for you *puts bow on
    head* here it is. here’s your
    present. it’s me. i’m the present

  2. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 8:47am UTC
    fun fact: you have more of a
    chance of marrying your
    favourite band member than
    you do of winning the lottery
    and if that didn’t brighten up
    your day then what will

:)

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