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  1. nothumanok nothumanok
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 3:40pm UTC
    Raaaaahh;
    I'm not liking the ammount you come into my mind.
    The more I put it off, the more I realize,
    I'm absolutely
    crazyaboutyou.

  2. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:49am UTC
    I think i'm the only one who wouldn't mind an hour or two extra of school.
    You Americans think the English are clever?
    Your vocab range is way bigger then ours, you would probably laugh at us.
    Generally your work is much harder, our mark scheme is more generous.
    Seriously, we need to match up to the world, let's face it.
    Were dumb.

  3. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    My love for you was bullet proofBut you're the one who shot me.

  4. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Don't let
    ... their snide comments ruin your confidence.
    ... their pathetic sniggers make you feel insecure.

  5. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    You can call lme queen Bee,
    And baby
    I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
    Let me live that fantasy.

  6. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    I like food...
    Food likes me.
    Were a happy,
    Faamilllyyy!

  7. CityOfConspiracy CityOfConspiracy
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 2:23am UTC
    I sit in my living room at 2 am, making quiche and watching food network.
    Then around 5 am I navigate back to my room and sleep till the next quiche.

  8. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    LOOK PAST THE UGLY BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE

  9. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    ONE TIME I FORGOT TO TURN OFF MY SWAG AND WOKE UP COVERED IN BITCHicken nuggets

  10. beccyisherexxx beccyisherexxx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:23am UTC
    I love lauren(;

  11. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Me: *throws away half a bag of Cheetos*
    Person: Don't you there are poor starving children in Africa who would've eaten that?
    Me: *throws away bread crust*
    Person: Don't you there are poor starving children in Africa who would've eaten that?
    Me: *throws away banana peel*
    Person: Don't you there are poor starving children in Africa who would've eaten that?
    Me: *throws away gum from my shoe*
    Person: Don't you there are poor starving children in Africa who would've eaten that?

  12. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    So I'll huff and I'll puff...
    Sounds like weed to me.

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