Merch Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 3, 2015 3:24pm UTC

And It's
kinda Funny
the way
We're wearing
Anchors on
Our Shirts
When being
Anchored or
Bored just
Feels like
a Curse
© format : jannette

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 9:15am UTC

When my parents won't buy band merch:
me: I'm tired of begging for the things that I want...

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 8:13pm UTC

- When my parents won't buy me band merch -
Me: *sings* I'm tired of begging for the things that I want

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mtndewhm*
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October 9, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Me at a normal clothing store: Oh, this is a nice shirt *check price* $17.99 WTF THIS IS SO EXPENSIVE NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I BUY SHIRT THIS OVERPRICED.
Me at a merch stand: OH MY GOD THERE ARE THE BEST SHIRTS EVER I WON'T CARE IF IT'S $40 I'LL TAKE THAT ONE AND THAT ONE AND THAT OTHER ONE TOO OK THANKS

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 7:56pm UTC

i'm so glad that i didn't buy that Blood On The Dance Floor merch that one week i liked them.

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hemmo1996*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:59am UTC

No mum, you don't understand.
I have to have that t-shirt because my favourite band member has it

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Me listening to the radio: What if they play All Time Low?
Me watching TV: What if All Time Low is on the music channel
Me looking at guys with headphones in: Maybe he's listening to All Time Low
Me during dinner: Hey guys did you know there's a new All Time Low music video?
Me going out somewhere: Maybe I should wear my All Time Low shirt, just in case.
Me every five seconds: All Time Low
Me when people ask about my favorite band: I don't know man, it's kinda hard to pick a stand out band.

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Cammie
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 11:50pm UTC

I wear band merch in public as
a form of mating call.

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 10:12pm UTC

School list:
•Skinny jeans
•Band merch
•Vans

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*Sacha*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 11:44am UTC

I LOVE YOU
MERCH<3
^.^

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CantLiveWithOut1D
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:02am UTC

i freakin like band merchhhhhhh :'(
My parents never get me those! they think it's "bad influence" *slams head into keyboard* nhufre9fhnxyeh,4ey9h9xrh8u

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:46am UTC

My mom always asks me what I want when she goes to the store. I always reply with "band merch".
One day...
Mom: Hey, I'm going to the store. What do you need?
Me: band merch..
Mom: OK I GET IT. YOU LIKE BAND MERCH. What else do you want BESIDES that?
Me: ...band members.
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Wow, okay. Bye Lauren.

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hemmo1996*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 11:30am UTC

People don't like to take money from their relatives
But when I get money, I'm just like "Thanks. HELLO BAND MERCH"

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