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  1. absent * absent *
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     September 13, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Challenging the old 'Akinator' trying to make him guess Jordan Sweeto (my celebrity love right now) when he asks 'Is your character on you?' I was kind of just like. Yes please!?!
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     July 2, 2013 4:30am UTC
    If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45 what does he have left?
    Diabetes.
    Dave has Diabetes.
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     July 1, 2013 3:49am UTC
    The Game
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     April 2, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist!
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     March 12, 2013 3:01am UTC
    So today I was standing at my locker and this little year 7 walks up and announces "STEP ASIDE PEASANTS" *facepalm*
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