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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
you're the jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup,
the glitter to my sushi,
and the ketchup to my icecream.
my point is, you're worthless.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
i hate it when i say i hate everyone
and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
ha ha no. especially you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:05pm UTC
the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
is the part where you don't smoke them at all.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:03pm UTC
i don't understand why people take me
so seriously. i never even kow what i'm saying half the time.

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