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  1. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:57am UTC
    School shouldn't start until 11.

  2. heyitsjo heyitsjo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Im going to take it as a compliment that you wanted to be "friends" but seriously f.uck you.

  3. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 1:40am UTC
    better wear cute underwear today
    in case i meet a cute stranger and he wants to get it on

  4. secretsandhope secretsandhope
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    I hate to be the one to complain. I mean I'm sorry for being 'too big for my boots' but I'm not going to look vulnerable and let everyone trample over me and my life.
    Is there anyone else who feels this way?

  5. BuryMeInBlack BuryMeInBlack
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:18am UTC
    I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

  6. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    In JMG we had a field trip every year at the end of the year, and last year we decided to go to the lake. And when I'm tired I don't filter what comes out of my mouth. Anyways towards the end of a really long day me and a friend are walking towards the busses and a really cute boy who shall remain nameless was walking back to the tables, and he was shirtless and I of course was checking him out. So he was smiling at me as we walked by, but with no filter I ended up blurting out "Dang you should never wear a shirt again." Long story short he got in trouble because he didn't put his shirt back on til he got home.

  7. Bladez Bladez
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 2:02am UTC
    Worrying doesn't stop
    the bad things from happening. It just keeps you
    from enjoying the
    good.

  8. Bladez Bladez
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Me: *is obsessed with one direction*
    Me: *stalks one direction*
    Me: *knows anything and everything about one direction*
    Me: *skips one direction song when it comes on shuffle*

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