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  1. IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    My mom and I were talking to my sister.
    Me: hey makkenna?
    Sister: hmmmm?
    Me: don't ever get a boyfriend
    Me: you don't need a man
    Me: you're perfect just the way you are
    Me: you can be just like me
    Me: so you're not going to get a boyfriend, right?
    Sister: yeah I will!
    Me: why?
    Sister: because!
    Mom: what are you going to do with your boyfriend?
    Me:
    Mom:
    Sister:
    Sister: eat pizza
    Guys she's only five.

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