Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Literallyhappenedfewmintuesago Quotes

  1. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Phone starts ringing and it's my dad
    Me: Hey dad what's up?
    Dad: Are you home yet?
    Me:
    Me: Dad. You called the home phone.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles