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SlowlySinking
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November 28, 2013 10:46pm UTC
Me: *kisses boy*
Me: oh sorry you had some pizza on your lips

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rachlgirl
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September 10, 2013 4:31pm UTC
Friends, as they say, may come and go,
but high-powered laser weapons are forever.”

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crocodilemonkey49
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February 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC
I am supposed to be watching a lion dissection
...
not happening,
they will never make me,
EVER!

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