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  1. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:20am UTC
    And then God created Saturn...
    and he liked it so he put a ring on it

  2. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Why I love Miley Cyrus:
    Miley Cyrus: Haters are gonna hate. But they are also going to click on your YouTube video to watch it. So I don't really care, you helped me break the record. And if you were watching it just to hate on me, now I hold a record and I win.

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:25am UTC
    "You were so cute when you
    were little!"
    are you saying I'm not cute now

  4. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:23am UTC
    i swear july only lasted for 3 minutes

  5. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:21am UTC
    we all have an imaginary relationship with our favorite celebrity don't even say you don't

  6. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:09am UTC
    the bags under my eyes are designer

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:17am UTC
    Truth or dare more like ‘who do you like?’ or dare

  8. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:14am UTC
    I hate when people use those sh/itty comebacks like
    “you can’t spell cU/nt without U :)))" you also can’t spell
    soup without u but that doesn’t make me a delicious winter meal

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