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Kungfu Quotes

Steve
posted a quote
November 16, 2014 7:55pm UTC
"The undiscerning mind is like the root of a tree.
It absorbs equally all that it touches,
even the poison that would kill it."
— Master Po

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Ninja918
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October 13, 2013 9:39am UTC
My dad: Whoa watch out there. I have good Kung Fu reflexes.
Me: Where did you get those reflexes from. Kung Fu Panda?

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DeathlyHallows
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September 14, 2013 8:34pm UTC
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

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RoseNightshade1799
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March 10, 2013 10:09pm UTC
Watches Karate Kid
Is greatly inspired
Trys to do awesome kung-fu move
Falls on face

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