If I don't take a photo of my face at a certain angle, you'll see all my imperfections.
All the blemishes and scars.
The pimples, and volcanic looking zits.
You'll see EVERYTHING.
So, one day...
I'm going to print out a gigantic poster of my face.
All my imperfections uncovered. Everything out in the open.
Then I'm going to take a black Sharpie, and play connect the dots.
Because I'm thug.