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Joshnichols Quotes

justalilpoptart
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August 16, 2014 12:13pm UTC
The older I get, the more I feel like Josh Nichols

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dontsellyourselfshort
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September 14, 2013 8:37pm UTC
Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Josh: Gee, I don't know, maybe the one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts.

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC
Drake: *Talking to a girl* Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 20, 2013 9:00pm UTC
Helen: Hey bring me a hotdog.
Josh: You want me to put mustard on it?
Helen: It's not gonna put mustard on itself.
Josh: True.

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 20, 2013 8:58pm UTC
Delivery man: Package for Josh Nichols
Josh: Thanks, have a nice day.
Delivery man: Don't tell me what to do.

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