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  1. chops2013 chops2013
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 8:31am UTC
    There was once lived a shrimp.
    This shrimp had a best friend called Christian.
    when suddenly they saw a shark andran away
    because the shark would eat them.
    The shrimp says to Christian
    "I wish i was a shark I could do whatever I wanted"
    That night the shrimp goes home and prays to Poseidon
    "Poseidon! Poseidon! Please make me a shark"
    The next morning he wakes up and he is a shark!
    He goes looking for his friends, but they all run away because
    they jsut see a shark. So that night he prays to Poseidon again.
    "Poseidon! Poseidon! Please i've made a horrible mistake! please
    make me a shrimp again!"
    The next morning he wakes up and he is a shrimp!
    he goes outside and looks for his friend but he can't find him anywhere
    He runs around screaming
    "Christian! Christian! I'm a prawn again Christian!"
    -I laughed far too much at this joke! xD

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