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  1. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
     December 26, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    If scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it.
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  2. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
     August 20, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    And then
    Satan invented
    P.E.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
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