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1. *mysterious.mah*
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   November 8, 2014 8:22pm UTC
   Respect old people, they graduated high school without Google and Wikipedia.
   
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2. *mysterious.mah*
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   November 8, 2014 8:21pm UTC
   Nothing is really lost, until mom can't find it.
   
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3. *mysterious.mah*
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   November 8, 2014 8:19pm UTC
   The awkward moment when you die and your life flashes before you and all you see is the Internet.
   
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4. capsized*
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   August 24, 2013 12:01am UTC
   that internal conflict of whether or not to shut your eyes when you really want to stay on the computer, but you're extremely tired.
   
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5. britany*
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   July 20, 2013 12:06am UTC
   I may not laugh at everything on the internet, but I do exhale louder and longer than usual
   
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