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1. DawnRaven
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2014 9:40pm UTC
   I don't know why I always feel so inclined to give my inanimate objects genders and names.
   Like seriously, I'm insulted if someone calls my computer 'it' instead of 'him'.
   
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2. DawnRaven
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 5:37pm UTC
   Yelling at inanimate objects
   
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3. KikiKiara
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 10:53am UTC
   Last night my little sister's doll kept on going off by itself.
   I have never been more terrified of an inanimate object in my life.
   
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4. Searchingforpurpose*
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 6:18pm UTC
   Yelling "STAY!" at non-living objects that keep falling over, as if it's going to listen to you.
   
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