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beyondsanity
posted a quote
December 28, 2014 10:43pm UTC

Let's get something straight.
They're not fortune cookies.
They're advice cookies.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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February 27, 2014 8:23pm UTC

How am I supposed to come up with witty, funny posts on here when I have such an uninteresting life? Maybe I should tell you stories that happened to me on sims like they happened in real life. One time I was swimming in a pool and the latter disappeared so I couldn't get out so I just swam around for ten hours and then I died.

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CantThink
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 11:41pm UTC

So I put my school picture in a frame and put it in our living room.
When my dad got home, I asked him if he noticed anything different.
He looked around and was like, "Did you curl your hair?"
And I was like, "NO DAD. MY HAIR IS ALWAYS LIKE THIS. DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE
FACT THAT MY FACE IS NOW FRAMED ON A TABLE. GOSH BE MORE
OBSERVANT."

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CantThink
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June 24, 2013 12:01am UTC

When you have that one friend who is so annoying, but you don't want to stop being friends with them.
Eternal Struggle.

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I just want him to lean close and say...
"When you fel alonw, just look at the spaces between your fingers and remember-that`s where mine fit
perfectly."

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momentoftruth1
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January 30, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you don't forward a chain mail and die the next day.

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