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  1. acid* acid*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist Like it doesn't exist I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelierBut I'm holding on for dear lifeWon't look down Won't open my eyes Keep my glass full until morning light 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight On for tonight

  2. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I JUST FOUND OUT THE BEST WAY TO KILL SOMEONE AND NOT GET CAUGHT!
    So, you basically go and stab an isicle in a persons chest and wait for it to melt. VOILA! No proof of weapon! :O
    #Genius

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