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bapalapshamaladingdong_who
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June 5, 2013 12:10am UTC
laughter is the best medicine:
Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is...
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who
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June 5, 2013 12:08am UTC
here is another of my favorite!
Romantic...SMS She sends the following message:
My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you
He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
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