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  1. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Every girl's dream is to wake up 3 am to a phone call from her boyfriend and hear him say, "Hey i just wanted to tell you, I LOVE YOU Ayee i got some ice-cream and cookies open the door "

  2. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Dont like me? Cool, i didnt wake up every day to impress you.

  3. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Teacher: Did I give out Homework yesterday?
    Class : NO!
    Teacher's Pet : Yess you did, dont you remember?
    Class: * Death Stare*

  4. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
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    May 23, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Why is Monday so far from Friday but,
    Friday so close to Monday??

  5. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
    Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

  6. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Is it HOT in here?
    or is it just ME?

  7. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    My brother just walked in with a plate full of pancakes and said" wowo this is a lot of pancakes," and then said "but im a whole lot of man" xD i love him

  8. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    Hearts,
    arent as recyclable as paper
    so dont throw mine away

  9. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    If another girl steals your man, the best revenge is to let her keep him
    a real man cant be stolen :)

  10. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Dont worry, those who talk about you behind you back,
    are behind you for a reason.

  11. XxluvmiilolxX XxluvmiilolxX
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    Not to spoil the ending,
    but everything will be
    O.k. i promise <3

:)

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