Witty, 10 years from now:
(The last two Wittians known to mankind)
Wittian #1: So...
Wittian #2: So.?
Wittian #1: Catz?
Wittian #2: Cats.
This can be prevented.
Tell your friends about Witty
Let it be known to your peers that a website so great does exist.
A website in which you meet fantastic people from all over the world
A website that builds everlasting friendships.
A website where people wont judge you based on how you look or the things you like.
Tell them that Witty is a website that is more than a website to a lot of people
Witty is a place where people go to bring relief from their daily lives
A place where there is always someone to relate,
Someone to make you smile
And someone to help you.
Witty is a fantastic website and I am almost 100% positive no one regrets making an account
Please, don't let such a brilliant thing die.
If not for me or yourselves, do it for Steve.
Steve worked hard to make this website come to life
He has saved many people with this site
He has affected many lives.
Please, don't let all his work go to waste.
REMEMBER: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WITTY ANNIHILATION.
* Sabaism *