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1. Kaleidoscope Eyed*
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC
   Is it bad that I spend most of my day
   Trying to think up good Witty Quotes...
   Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo
   
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2. GlassHorizon
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 8:17am UTC
   cat: *snores*
   me: shít
   me: it's planning how it's going to end the world
   me: what do i do
   me: do i call the police?
   cat: *twitches*
   me: oh no
   me: it's on to me
   me: get me on a plane and far far away
   me: call james bond
   me: nuclear cat attack
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
3. josie*
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 10:25am UTC
   So a couple of weeks ago i was with
   some friends in starbucks and they
   asked for my friends name and i
   said her name was Sharniqua cause
   you know i have wierd
   sense of humor
   or something.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
4. bunnylover43
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 7:07pm UTC
   I like
   Girl Code
   more than I should
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
5. beautifulsmiles
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 5:32pm UTC
   You don't deserve to be treated like that.
   I am so sorry I act like that.
   I don't know what is wrong with me.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
6. cupcakesandlove
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:06pm UTC
   So I was talking to this popular guy, and this is how it went:
   Me: I bet you'd cry if I died
   Him: Nah, I don't cry... except during the Lion King
   *Life Made*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 73 points

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