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  1. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    AVADA KEDAVRA
    WHaT a WoNDeRFuL PHRaSe!
    AVADA KEDAVRA
    aiN'T No PaSSiN' CRaZe!
    iT MeaNS i'M KiLLiNG
    MuGGLeS, HouSe-eLVeS aND SLaVeS
    iT'S ouR MuDBLooD-FRee...PHiLoSoPHY!
    Avada Kedavra

  2. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Harry: Surely you can't be serious!
    Sirius: I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley.

  3. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Snape: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned.
    Dumbledore: Are you serious?!
    Snape: No, I'm Severus.
    Sirius: ...

  4. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Fandom Rehab:
    Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
    our lives?! *sob*
    Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
    The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
    character deaths were soooo sad!
    Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
    state of confusion after our last episode!
    Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
    FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
    REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
    REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
    WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
    GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
    WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
    IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
    GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
    Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
    Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.

  5. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I was "the kid" who
    got in trouble for
    Reading
    past my
    bedtime

  6. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    Those inexplicable (and infuriating)
    crushes on fictional characters.

  7. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    All of our friends are Muggles.

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Importance of the Hogwarts Houses:
    Gryffindor: lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Ravenclaw: lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Slytherin: lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Hufflepuff: lllllllllllll

  9. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Every girls' dream
    is to have a guy call her
    at 3am just to say, "Hey baby,
    just wanted to let you know
    that I love you."
    Wake me up at 3am,
    I W i L L
    SECTUMSEMPRA
    Y o u R L u N G S .

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