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BravoSierra
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March 26, 2014 12:56pm UTC
me: dad is dinner ready?
dad: will you just wait?
me: I DID MY WAITING
dad: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
dad: not again
me: IN AZKABAN

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BravoSierra
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December 13, 2013 5:28pm UTC
when your friends buy you firewhiskey instead of butterbeer
and you end up completely voldemortal.

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BravoSierra
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October 27, 2013 1:26pm UTC
knock knock
who's there?
you know.
you know who?
exactly.

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BravoSierra
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October 27, 2013 1:08pm UTC
bellatrix: i just killed your godfather.
harry: please. tell me you're joking.
bellatrix: nope. i guess you could say i'm "dead sirius"

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BravoSierra
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May 22, 2013 1:22pm UTC
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I'm not trying to impress you,
but I speak the Dark Lord's name.

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BravoSierra
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May 17, 2013 2:48pm UTC
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If you were a dementor,
I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

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