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absent *
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December 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC
To all of you males out there. Thank the lord you're not a woman. You are very lucky.

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absent *
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November 25, 2013 2:09pm UTC
So, my friend had been calling me a belIend for a while, and I didn't know what the word meant so naturally I let it go. He kept calling me it, so I decided to investigate. THE LITTLE DOUCHE WAS CALLING ME THE TIP OF A PENlS AND I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

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absent *
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August 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC
IF YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND, I'D NEVER LET YOU GO. I'D LOCK YOU IN MY BASEMENT, NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.

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wittyquotesgurl
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May 28, 2013 7:36pm UTC
People: you spend too much time on the internet
Me: i'm sorry
Me: i wasn't able to find any fúcks to give
Me: oh well ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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ToriRox16
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April 13, 2013 11:23pm UTC
i should start putting "tumblr" at the bottom of all my quotes to see if i get more faves
-tumblr

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roseth0rn
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January 27, 2013 10:51am UTC
Woman's logic:
Pluck your eyebrows out.
Draw them back on.

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roseth0rn
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January 27, 2013 10:48am UTC
Once I put in my earbuds. My life becomes a music video.

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