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alisha*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 9:07am UTC

Me: *looks at my quote*
Me: wtf why haven't i got any favourites yet.
Me: *clicks on my quote and favourites it*
Me: that's better

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smile_beautiful
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 5:18pm UTC

...........................
Every guy wants a good girl to be bad just for him.
Every girl wants a bad guy to be good just for her.
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QuietlyLoud
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July 1, 2013 10:56am UTC

Me: *walking out of my room for some aqua at night*
Brain: OMG did u see that ghost
Eyes: OMG where... ohhh right there!
Legs: uhh i don't like out here lets go back
Mouth: yeah you can get hydrate youself in the morning.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Do u ever go onto youtube thinking you'll be watching a quick music video
and then 5 hours later you're watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?

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concepts*
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May 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Mother: I am so proud you are my daughter. You are so kind, smart, and beautiful on the inside and out.
Daughter: So I can go to the party tonight?
Mother: No, go clean your room.

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Me when I have a pack of gum and I have one.
Me:Omg this tastes SO GOOD!
*5 seconds later*
Me:Eh,this doesent taste so good
*Spits out*
Repeat process 9 times...
Me:It's my last piece
Me:I better make it last
*Spits out*
Me:Eh.Whatever.
The next day...
Me:Diddn't I have a pack of gum with me the other day?
My quote

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im_just_me
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March 23, 2013 1:23pm UTC

When i want to go somewhere
Mom: okay get ready , ill be ready in a minute!
Me: *ready in 15 minutes*
Her: vacuums entire house , does laundry , washes dishes cleans windows , flies to australia .Finally ready 12 hours later.
When my mom wants to go somewhere
Her: *already ready* Hurry up if you're coming
Me: okay i just gotta pee
Her: FOR GODSSAKE WE"RE NEVER GOING TO GET THERE MY GOD .

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