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*silvergirl*
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November 9, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Hello witty. I would like to share some wisdom.
-being stupid does not mean you're socially awkward
-getting scared does not mean you have anxiety
-being sad doesn't mean you have depression
so please don't toss around mental illnesses and actuall problems like a joke.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Guys someone wrote
"do meth, hail satan"
on my bus seat

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Tman89frost
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September 1, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Why I don't talk to my grandmother that often:
Grandma: I missed you, How's college?
Me: It's fun, I met a few people who got me into Dungeons and Dragons.
Grandma: Stay away from that! Just trust me on this.
Me: Why?
Grandma: Because it leads to Devil worship!!!
Me: I really don't have time to worship Satan because of my class schedule, so don't worry.
Grandma: *Gives me the death glare*

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Leondoor
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August 12, 2013 9:37pm UTC

I asked a flower
"Why are you always percied so beautifully?"
The flower replied
"Technically I'm a plants testicles."
Humans are the most messed up creatures ever.

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hey_itsgabby
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July 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC

IS THE SATAN REALLY THE
BAD GUY HERE?
Actually, the devil gave Humans critical thinking, which God didn't want.
He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge or whatever so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil turned the tables there with a single conversation.
Also, the devil killed about 10 people in the Bible, where God killed about 2.3 million.
He understands human nature but doesn't judge you for being human.
He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
And still he's a1dickhead? why? because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero, he's our silent guardian. A watchful protector.
A dark knight.

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