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Goodtree Quotes

dontsellyourselfshort
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August 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC
Pardon me,
sir gangster? Your trousers are descending.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:56pm UTC
One minute of kissing
burns 26 calories. No wonder those sl.uts are so skinny.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC
How normal people flirt:
Hey se.xy ;). How I flirt: If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree.

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