Gollum Quotes

crimson24
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March 15, 2019 8:28pm UTC

Murderer they called us. They cursed us, and drove us away. And we wept, Precious, we wept to be so alone.

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*blushes*
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July 5, 2013 6:27am UTC

Admit it,
Gollum's eyes are one of the cutest
ever.

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Martyna99
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April 16, 2013 11:59am UTC

-You dont have any friends!
No one likes you!:P-
Gollum

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horselover782
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April 6, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Every teenager is like Gollum but instead of a ring they have the internet.

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MyBrokenHorizon
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February 11, 2013 8:45am UTC

"the word gay is an acronym"
normal person: God actually doesn’t mind if You’re Gay
normal person: God Accepts You
me: Gollum Ate Yoghurt
nmq

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iluvdogs134
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February 10, 2013 10:08pm UTC

My Picture System
*takes a selfie picture*
*Me at that moment*: eww that looks so bad *keeps the photo anyway*
*Me a little while after*: eh its ok still kinda icky
*Me five months after*: OMG OMG OMG MOM COME HERE I LOOK LIKE A GODDESS
Then i think to myself. Ha. lol. im no goddess.. Im Gollum :)
*Lord of the rings anyone*(:

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XxIcaxX
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February 3, 2013 9:40am UTC

"My precious..."
~Gollum

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