Confession #44
I keep a knife in my shoe at all times
Because like if a robber is like
'This is a hold up. Everyone move to the room down the hall.'
I can be like
'I gotsta tie my shoe so I don't trip and slow everyone down.'
Then I can reach into my shoe
Pull out the knife
And be like
Stabstabstab
And like.
This is really embarrassing
Because like
I honestly believe
That if I was being held hostage
A robber would allow me to tie my shoe.
* Sabaism *