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  1. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2017 1:08am UTC
    While you keep doing the things that you do, shifting blame, and twisting truth
    And making absolutely positively sure that everybody in the room is certain
    That the victim just had to be you, well
    I'll keep doing the things that I do
    And I'll find someone who wants me like I wanted you
    (The Cardboard Swords - Flannel )

  2. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2017 1:04am UTC
    So stay warm in that flannel
    That I left on your bed.

  3. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Seeing yourself in
    the mirror after school
    & wondering why your
    best friend didn't tell you
    how bad you looked.

  4. phani phani
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    A boy asked God.....
    Why does she love a Rose which dies in a day
    and
    not Me who dies for her everyday!
    God replied.....
    what a dialogue man!
    Upload it as your facebook status.

  5. Iliona Iliona
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Dear Wittians,
    I'm in the middle of a heartbreak
    And I need your advice...
    You see,
    I have found somebody amazing
    a one time somebody
    Who has a great laugh
    And whenever he smiles his eyes twinkle
    And I like him.. and I think he likes me
    But the problem is,
    He has moved.
    He moved to a different school, the very day
    I decided to ask him out.
    I know I love him, I think about him everyday.
    This is why I need your help.
    Please wittians, there is a girl in need :(

  6. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    RELATIONSHIP STATUS
    ( ) Single
    ( ) In a Relationship
    ( ) Married
    ( ) Engaged
    ( ) Divorced
    (X) Waiting For A Miracle </3 *forever alone*

  7. Alaynakay Alaynakay
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    We Text 24/7
    But it's awkward when we meet.

:)

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