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  1. noortycool999 noortycool999
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 9:35am UTC
    You may looked for something and it’s on your hands J
    Will that’s nothing
    I’m turning on my flashlight with my phone and I’m looking for my phone L

  2. noortycool999 noortycool999
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 9:32am UTC
    Thursday and Friday and Saturday beast 3 minutes in my life

  3. noortycool999 noortycool999
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 9:29am UTC
    Who do you love more me or 6:00 am on Monday ?
    Aww I love you too J

  4. noortycool999 noortycool999
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:05am UTC
    Husband and wife talking at the night of their marriage
    Man: finally my dream will come true
    Woman: do you want me to get away from you?
    Man: No, don’t say that
    Woman do you love love me?
    Man: of course
    Woman: Ok, could you think to get away from me?
    Man: of course not
    Woman: kiss me
    Man: sure, and on your cheek
    Woman: ok. Could you think one day you hit me?
    Man: of course not… I’m not that kind of man
    Woman: ok can I trust you?
    Man: yes
    Women: oh my drear
    If you wanna know what happened in 1 year of their marriage read the same thing but from down

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