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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Pardon me,
    sir gangster? Your trousers are descending.

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    One minute of kissing
    burns 26 calories. No wonder those sl.uts are so skinny.

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