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Pointless...*
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December 7, 2013 3:16am UTC
Im in shape......Round is a shape.......

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Marian*
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October 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC
unfourtunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrumpted by the sound of my own chewing.

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Marian*
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September 21, 2013 7:55pm UTC
guys i'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

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capsized*
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August 14, 2013 10:16am UTC
I think my love handles are broken.
Cause no one loves me...

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