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  1. christi11wow christi11wow
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    Mom:tidy your bedroom please!!!
    Me:okay mom......
    (tidy my bedroom)
    (after one hour)
    Me:f**k!!It is worst now!!!
    XD

  2. Ninasally Ninasally
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:32am UTC
    When your friend is having a convo on facebook on MY phone this is what happens...
    Guy: Your friend is cute
    Me:*Looks over her sholder*
    Me:OMFG IM THE FRIEND FOR ONCE....
    Friend:This is your phone...
    Me:*DIES*
    Me: GET THE HELL OFF MY PHONE NOW :3
    Witty asked for a good quote i failed
    :(

  3. Ninasally Ninasally
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Refreshing your page and being like YEAH a notification
    And then going on your wall noticing it was spam :3

  4. Ninasally Ninasally
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    I might go to sleep now becuse its
    2am
    ALTERNETIVLY
    Post quotes for another 8 hours
    Dont expect that like ever...<3

  5. Ninasally Ninasally
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Going on omegle and saying your from Narnia....
    A STORY BEGINS

  6. Ninasally Ninasally
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    I'm new to witty FABULESSNESS
    I make soo much sence...
    and guess what im from NARNIA :3 UMADBRO?

  7. Ninasally Ninasally
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    It's 1:30 am and I just crept downstairs like a ninja to get my charger from the living room :3

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