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Heartless17*
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September 22, 2014 11:37pm UTC

Dan Howell.
danisnotonfire

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BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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February 17, 2014 12:28am UTC

i was almost a month clean, but i gave in 6 days earlier,
im not exactly dissapointed nor happy that i made it so far
yet gave in.

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BringMeTheDeadUnicorn
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February 17, 2014 12:24am UTC

So, my cousin said he'd teach me how to ride a bike.
He'll start me off with one that goes 60 mph, then I can ride his,
which goes 120mph. Dayuuuum, im so excited.

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iambubbles
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September 9, 2013 8:44pm UTC

So on facebook my crush posted those date or pass send me number things.
He had about 6 message him and all but 2 he said yes or maybe.
This guy is the most unjudgemental guy ever
I thought he liked me
I messaged him
1234567
(I get his notifications btw)
a couple seconds later he posts:
uhmm I can't believe you asked... but, 1234567. No.
I almost cried.
Later he messaged me back. and said hey.
I didn't answer. He messaged me
Are you ok?
I messaged him this:
You don't even care if I was ok or not. You know how long I've liked you?! 3 YEARS. I thought you liked me too. We have hung out so many times. i wanted to see if you would date me. And you said no. You are some of the reason I am alive today. Did you never realize that all those nicknames from my friends and me acting like a total doofus and smiling around you was me acting normal?! Because i have been depressed and you never realized that. I was only happy around you and when you said no to me I felt so worthless you wouldn't even know. You never took a hint, but in the past if you took the hint and told me you didn't like me back I would've moved on, but no you just worked me up till I admit I love you and you don't care. You reject me. I am not searching for sympothy here and you dated a bi chic that talks and looks like a man. yet I am prettier and straight and you say no. You went back with your ex's and not me. 3 years... 3 YEARS you had to push me away. I smiled around you. YOU WERE THE REASON I SMILED. THE ONLY REASON. I am over you.
He answered:
Emi, I am sorry. I don't like you that way. I wouldn't date you because you moved. If we were 17 and could drive them I would probably say yes because you are cool and awesome. Just because I say that now means nothing in the future. I don't rreally know who I want to date. I wasn't paying attention to the names, because so many girls like me because of my looks and other people think I'm a man wh0re. Then there's girls like you who judge me and want to date me because of my personality.. Right?
I replied: yes...
later he posted... 1234567.. I would date you...

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Sock_Monster
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August 7, 2013 6:16am UTC

Why is it that all the hot boys in my year are like 2 foot smaller than me?
Just why is that its not fair just why

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iambubbles
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July 23, 2013 9:27pm UTC

8:22pm
July 23rd

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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June 15, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Since the last time I was on Witty (like a month ago) I managed to gather up the courage to ask out the girl I've liked for years. She said yes and confessed that she had liked me for quite a while too and now I think I'm the happiest/luckiest chap on the planet, wooo ^~^

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BehindEachSmile
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April 3, 2013 7:33pm UTC

GUYS! I MIGHT HAVE A DATE TO MY DANCE! CALL THE AIR FORCE BECAUSE LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS ENDING!

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