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Engineer Quotes

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC
An engineer and a doctor were in
love with same girl. The engineer
used to give her an apple every day.
Why..
?
Because an apple a day keeps the
doctor away.

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GodsGurllyyGurl
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 12:19am UTC
I'll marry an engineer
they fix things when they're broke
maybe he can fix my heart
and maybe he can love me
and make things work
and not throw me away
like everyone else has...

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phani
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:39pm UTC
The difference between an engineer and a doctor
If an engineer makes a mistake
its seen by all the people for
......many centuries like
Leaning Tower of Pisa
and
If a doctor makes a mistake
It is buried 6 feet under the ground for
........many centuries

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